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Sexy Santa Says

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Santa's already got you on the naughty list so have fun with your partner this Christmas with a card game full of festive foreplay.

With specific cards like "suck his north pole" alongside toasts from Vixen and Rudolph and festive sex positions there are plenty of ways to make sure both your names are firmly written on the naughty list this year. In fact Santa might blush as red as his coat with the amount of festive filth in this card game.

With a total of 53 cards and a pack of rules (aren't they made to be broken?) you'll have plenty of wide eyes and rosy cheeks this Christmas.

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Customer Reviews (4.3 / 5 · 4 reviews)

Natalie ★★★★★

Didn't expect much, but the "suck his north pole" card had us laughing and blushing in equal measure. Played it after the kids went to bed on Christmas Eve and it turned into the best night of the holidays.

Edward ★★★★★

Didn't expect the foreplay cards to actually get us talking, but the "suck his north pole" one had us both cracking up before things got serious. Perfect silly-but-sexy stocking stuffer for couples who don't take themselves too seriously.

Emily V. ★★★★☆

Bought this as a stocking stuffer and the "suck his north pole" card got a genuine laugh out of my partner before things got going. Only gripe is a few of the toast cards felt a bit samey, but for a cheap festive game it does the job.