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Bedroom Commands Card Game

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$4.5 $8.99 In stock

Take control of your love life! Bedroom Commands is a double deck card game of commands. One deck is for the Dirty Daddy and the other is for the Sexy Bitch. Whenever either of you feels like taking charge of your love life select a card to reveal an action for the evening. Some cards are funny fun and sexy. Other cards offer unique sex suggestions for bringing some variety into your relationship.

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Customer Reviews (4.5 / 5 · 4 reviews)

Andrew ★★★★★

Pulled this out on a whim and we ended up playing for two hours straight. The Dirty Daddy deck had us laughing harder than anything, and the command cards keep it from feeling repetitive. Genuinely the most fun we've had on a random Tuesday in ages.

Eva ★★★★★

Pulled this out on a whim and we ended up playing for two hours straight. The split decks are clever since whoever's the Dirty Daddy and whoever's the Sexy Bitch each get their own commands, so it never feels one-sided. Cards are sturdy too, survived being tossed around the bed.

Natalie ★★★★☆

The two-deck setup is clever — one for the Dirty Daddy, one for the Sexy Bitch — and it kept us laughing more than expected. A few commands felt repetitive by round three, but for a spontaneous night in it does the job.